10 Signs You’re a Character in a K.J.Taylor Novel

  1. You just lost everything and everyone you cared about
  2. If you haven’t been imprisoned/tortured/maimed… brace yourself
  3. You’re going to wind up doing something terrible, either willingly or unwillingly
  4. You’ll probably be subjected to mind control at some point
  5. You will get PTSD
  6. You may also go insane. If you’re lucky it’ll be temporary
  7. You will probably have to watch your love interest die
  8. There’s a good chance you’ll also die
  9. You may already have died
  10. Now I think about it, your creator is kind of a jerk
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